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chezpicker-uk:

A Maldives beach awash in bioluminescent Phytoplankton looks like an ocean of stars

Text 15 Apr 21 notes

skzie:

My next relationship will also consist of me falling asleep in her lap and getting back rubs. I JUST REALLY WANT BACK RUBS RIGHT NOW.

Text 15 Apr 508,198 notes

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks)

Photo 15 Apr 1,101,779 notes iampetershervheim:

rkidd:

d0esntmakesense:

This is probably the coolest GIF I’ve ever seen.

now there’s some perspective.

I once saw a storm roll like this once. It was beautiful.

iampetershervheim:

rkidd:

d0esntmakesense:

This is probably the coolest GIF I’ve ever seen.

now there’s some perspective.

I once saw a storm roll like this once. It was beautiful.

(Source: the-science-llama)

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(Source: thefantasticejir)

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Text 15 Apr 60,337 notes In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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Photo 15 Apr 90,805 notes nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

(Source: yimmyayo)

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what the hell’s a laker

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

via teqkilla.
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railroadsoftware:

"hey bro why you got so many pens at your house?"
“steal em from work”
“why do you steal pens from your work”
“fuckin hate capitalism bro”

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cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes


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