THIS NEEDS TO HAVE IT’S OWN BILLBOARD
This is a little too important
how do they even survive in the wild?
That’s your “be bigger than your predator pose”. It doesn’t work but it’s cute <3
The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place
i hı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ate when there’s something on your screen
New plan, Disciples. I have a new New Year’s resolution. This year, I want to take over the internet like Tom Hiddleston. We can do it! He has an army; I have an army. He has blue eyes; I have blue eyes. He likes to eat at Chili’s. I would love to eat at Chili’s. We’re both super nerdy (Hello, Doctor Who and Star Wars references. Avengers references to come when Mom stops being lazy). We both wear ties. He likes Shakespeare; I don’t know who that is, but I’m sure he’s great. I think we can do this.