me on a good day
Fucking christ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Source: freakspeoplend)
me on a good day
Fucking christ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Source: freakspeoplend)
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’
we are all obama
And I swear in that moment we were Obama
We accept the Obama we think we deserve
i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid
the little mermaid
fucking christ
why is homework legal i mean it’s literally putting hours of work upon already unstable teenagers after they were already forced to sit and deal with the same exact crap for 6 hours and it deprives us of sleep and we don’t even get paid so it’s basically slavery and slavery is illegal
I think I’m writing my term paper about this.
petition to make homework illegal
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
