A Maldives beach awash in bioluminescent Phytoplankton looks like an ocean of stars
My next relationship will also consist of me falling asleep in her lap and getting back rubs. I JUST REALLY WANT BACK RUBS RIGHT NOW.
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
This is probably the coolest GIF I’ve ever seen.
now there’s some perspective.
I once saw a storm roll like this once. It was beautiful.
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
"hey bro why you got so many pens at your house?"
“steal em from work”
“why do you steal pens from your work”
“fuckin hate capitalism bro”