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therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

Photo 20 Apr 126,863 notes mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

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cammyjb:

*Puts 1,3-difourylbenzene between teeth*

It’s metafour.

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Photo 20 Apr 13,067 notes lehroi:

Amelia Bauer
Burned Over, 2014.

lehroi:

Amelia Bauer

Burned Over, 2014.

(Source: jemeos)

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Photo 20 Apr 138,788 notes gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

Can someone please photoshop ariana grande in this pic i will give u head :)) (dats my dad by the way aha)

lol i got so many with arianas head on my dads body lmao btw if you do make an edit post it and tag it as supjohnny so i can see it :))

lmao u guys r funny


R U SERIOUS


there are 3 kinds of ppl


i honestly didn’t think it could get any worse tbhhhhhh


OMGGGGGGGGG


here we go again

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

Can someone please photoshop ariana grande in this pic i will give u head :)) (dats my dad by the way aha)

lol i got so many with arianas head on my dads body lmao btw if you do make an edit post it and tag it as supjohnny so i can see it :))

lmao u guys r funny

R U SERIOUS

there are 3 kinds of ppl

i honestly didn’t think it could get any worse tbhhhhhh

OMGGGGGGGGG

here we go again

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Photo 20 Apr 314,688 notes 10knotes:

Street harassment is not a compliment.
This! There is a HUGE difference between a genuine compliment and the shit idiots say to you in the street.

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

10knotes:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

This! There is a HUGE difference between a genuine compliment and the shit idiots say to you in the street.

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

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vikingsrph:

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

STOP STOP STOP

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Etna : (Sascha Di Bartolo) 
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grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

Photo 20 Apr 47,919 notes canadianbussy:

I definitely never used MHIO but now I’m considering it

canadianbussy:

I definitely never used MHIO but now I’m considering it

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Photo 20 Apr 38,798 notes lemme-holla-at-you:

goals
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futuredudeman:

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radiogrimshaw:

have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps

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I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.

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shuckl:

reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired

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